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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Never argue with a child

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little
girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,"
Then you ask him".

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,' There's
Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher.
She's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing
upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take
all You want. God is watching the apples!"


At 9/12/2005 02:08:00 AM, Blogger tmww said...

Many people feel that Pink is the color of love! Do you feel the same?

At 9/12/2005 02:32:00 AM, Blogger Mahesh said...

I don't understand it much. I like the color at times.

At 9/12/2005 03:34:00 AM, Blogger aditya said...

BTW, your "other blogs" links have disappeared.

At 9/12/2005 11:03:00 PM, Blogger Mahesh said...

yeah, I know :(
I didn't realized it only after changing the template. Will get back the links from google.


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